- Uell Stanley Andersen
By: Terry Pratchett, Nigel Planer
Small Gods (Discworld, #13)
Brutha is the Chosen One. His god has spoken to him, admittedly while currently in the shape of a tortoise.
Brutha is a simple lad. He can't read. He can't write. He's pretty good at growing melons. And his wants are few.
He wants to overthrow a huge and corrupt church. He wants to prevent
